Friday, April 4, 2008

When I was three hours younger

Dear Jen,

First off, be more specific when you tell your 'blind date' to meet you. Precisely which stairs in front of the union? Oh no! Don't finish all of your food! Stop complaining about dumb things! Pay less attention to him when he starts to criticize normal, everyday things. Try harder to make it less of a big deal when he doesn't have cash to pay for the meal, it really doesn't matter. Even though he said he was going to pay you back after the ATM, don't count on it. Remember that you can't take that beer out of the Ratskeller BEFORE you buy it so that you don't end up chugging it on the second floor. Dance, have fun. Don't be disappointed when the date ends before 10pm. Remember, you have to work tomorrow.

Future Jen

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