So... I chose to sober up, and do my homework now. I may never sleep tonight. There is so much homework! Why?! I will tell you why! Cause after this, I am going to be one mad ass teacher, that's why! Look out world.
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mad ass or bad ass? i feel so crazily connected to you knowing that we were drunk at the same time this evening. LOL.
I think you should teach drunk. It's what I would do. Besides, these kids have to learn the facts of life soon enough. You might as well be the one to drunkenly slur that 'they're not special' and that 'their parents didn't REALLY want them' and that 'the abortion just didn't take'. Kids need to know the truth.
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mad ass or bad ass? i feel so crazily connected to you knowing that we were drunk at the same time this evening. LOL.
I think you should teach drunk. It's what I would do. Besides, these kids have to learn the facts of life soon enough. You might as well be the one to drunkenly slur that 'they're not special' and that 'their parents didn't REALLY want them' and that 'the abortion just didn't take'. Kids need to know the truth.
Mad ass has a nice ring to it. Meh. I'm so incredibly hungover at work this morning.
And P.S. Ginger, that comment is exactly why you should be around children as much as possible.
Who needs any other sort of entertainment when I have blogs like these to look forward to! "The abortion just didn't take." Ha ha ha ha ha....
I know...it's so deliciously inappropriate.
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